ass thoughts

okie dokie,

here i am posting to myself again....and here is what i am thinking today-

i need a new chair at work, cuz this one hurts my ass!

i would really like a cripsy bacon sandwich with mayo on wheat bread, but i might as well tape it to my ass cuz if i eat it thats where it would und up anyway!

if i get drunk, sit on my treadmill naked and turn it on high will i get a skid mark on my ass?

hmmm ahhhhhh hmmm drool! (just a passing thought about my wifes ass in her blue jeans with the ripped pocket)

i need to walk extra on my treadmill tonight or ill never get rid of this ass of mine!

well thats was it my ass thoughts for the day!

till next time!

capt cay