plate says EGO BSTR

so another day and another post-

i kinda have a routine in life. i get up for work every week day about the same time. i walk into work and login about the same time. i pretend to work for 8 hours, then drive home about the same time. i know my life is boiling over with excitement.

well tuesday while i am listening to the monotone voice of the dj on the radio, i look over and see a cool lil blue nissan sporty car, i glance at the lisence plate and see it says "EGO BSTR". at 1st i was thinking it had to be some mid life crisis old man, probably balding but trying to be cool with his lil come-over. we go slow and creep along the highway with the ebb and flow of traffic. i slowly creep up next to the EGO BSTR and lo and behold its a CRISPY HOTTIE PA-TATIE!!
A nice lil brunette with elegant well manicured hands on her steering wheel, chatting on her blu-tooth cell. ohh my! can we say yummy!! so of coarse a lil further down the road and she wants in my lane...ahh how polite of her to wave her hand in thanks when i let her cut in front of me. it was nearly the highlight of my day and brightened my drive home.

so wednesday come and same routine, i merge into traffice after work and there she is again! the lil EGO BSTR . she is still polite and waves when i let her cut in my lane. she looks like it is her same daily routine as well to talk on her phone as she drive to where ever it is she is going. i wonder where it is as i drive. i stay behind her most of the way home admiring her nice lil blue car and its soooo threatening lisence plate. i wonder if she really is a ego buster? or is it she is a ego booster?? hmmm what kind of career would she have that wold give her that idea for a plate? or is it a personal mantra in her life??? i can only drive home and wonder!

will i see her today?? does it make me a stalker?? dont get me wrong, i love my wife with all my heart but for some reason i am intrigued by that lil blue car, the hottie brunette and that EGO BSTR plate!

capt. cay